Wednesday, April 23, 2008

The DeShawn Watch, Games 1 and 2

From washingtonpost.com's Wizards Insider:

When [DeShawn Stevenson] was leaving the building, [Wizards Insider writer] Mike Lee was chatting him up and mentioned LeBron [James] again. DeShawn has obviously heard enough of that.


"He's overrated," DeShawn told Mike. "And you can say I said that."


From the Box Score of Game 1 of the Cleveland-Washington series played on Saturday, April 19th, 2008:

Cavaliers win, 93-86
LeBron James: 32 pts on 12-19 FG shooting, 6 rebs, 4 ast, 2 blk, 1 stl, 1 TO, and a win
DeShawn Stevenson: 3 pts on 1-9 shooting, 1 reb, 5 ast, 1 TO, a loss, and a 12-year-old baby mama

From the
Box Score of Game 2 of the Cleveland-Washington series played on Monday, April 21st, 2008:

Cavaliers win, 116-86
LeBron James: 30 pts on 9-19 FG shooting, 9 reb, 12 ast, 1 stl, 2 blk, 1 TO, and a win
DeShawn Stevenson: 12 pts on 4-7 shooting, 0 reb, 2 ast, 1 TO, a loss, and down 0-2 for the second year in a row

Hmm. Gotta go take a dump. I'll think about this while I'm on the john.

*time passes, among other things*

Ok, so I'm back. Maybe LeBron is overrated and maybe he's not. But maybe -- just maybe -- DeShawn's mouth should look for some backup next time before exposing itself to a raging tea-bagging by only the biggest and hairiest of nut-sacks.





Go DeShawn, Go DeShawn, Go! You go make that barely legal --oops I mean not-yet legal -- crowd cheer for ya, son!

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