To Catch a Karl Malone

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=hill/080507

Read that.

Now, read it again -- specifically the paragraph that begins: "Roger Clemens' alleged seedy indiscretions".

Yeah. That's right. Karl Malone may have given his yogurt to a thirteen year-old girl. I don't know if I should be surprised -- I shudder to think what a man of Michael Jordan, Larry Bird or Magic Johnson's stature (especially that last one -- c'mon, "Magic" "Johnson") would have taken when drunk at a frat party -- but hot damn. That's sick.

Now, it's only reportedly so -- not confirmed. However, if someone would kindly look up the age of Demetrius Bell's mother and subtract his age from hers... well now.

Ew. Just, ew.

Thanks to my boy Matt who found the article.