Tuesday, October 14, 2008

"Judgement" is now a word in the dictionary.

Apparently, Merriam-Webster updated its dictionary to include "judgement" as an appropriate spelling of the word "judgment".

Fuck. My post is destroyed.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

The Presidential Debate, In Reductive Fashion

McCain: "Yakity yak. We're Americans, and that's why we can get it done. It's also how we can get it done."

Obama: "Blibbidy blah. We need to do something. And that something is whatever it is we need to do."

Tom: "Dudes, please stop ignoring the minute-long time limit imposed at your behest."